As of last week, I was asked to join another collegiate Honor Society named Delta Mu Delta. Now I’ve already heard all the “Lambda, Lambda, Lambda” and “Omega Mu’s” jokes. I figure, it would only be beneficial to my future to have more than one Honor Society/Greek affiliation since it probably looks pretty good on a resume. I will be graduating this May and the party should be freaking outrageous. I want 40 kegs, 20 more cases, sixty bottles of scotch, and all the mules you can find. Ok, maybe I can do without the extra 20 cases of beer.